*I caught Doug on camera today! I've posted it below for your viewing pleasure. He did change up his speech slightly. He didn't refer to himself in the third person (which makes me sad), and he forgot to tell us how late the pubs stay open, and how many shows he went to see last August when he finished his dissertation! I was about to yell down these things and then thought it might not be wise. I should probably build a report with Doug before I correct him on his own tour.
He kind of looks like a young Dick Van Dyke, with his long, lanky arms and legs, and the way he takes awkward, straight-legged bird steps side-to-side, and clasps onto the straps of his backback. It reminds me of Bert from Mary Poppins. Also, the way he stands with his legs together and feet turned out reminds me of Alice in Wonderland. I also loved his hat. He was looking very European for the tourists.